Committee leader's fan fictions XP

"Groping"
6918 10+ pairing.

Hibari swore under his breath as he turned the key unlocking the door to his house,
he had a rough day being the 'bodyguard' or what ever the hell Tsuna called him being in a room full of sweaty obese disgustingly over cologne mafia leaders was over the edge and he was going to smell horrible for days, and his best suit was crumpled and full of sweat.

Plucking disgusted at the buttons he grimaced, it was soaked through and through which only made his mood worsen. Taking his shoes off at the front door he set down his bag and started to undo his now sodden black jacket.

"Oya you're home pretty late today Kyouya."

Hibari's eyes darted to the source of the voice and smiled, at the black cherry wood table sat his husband. "Yeah sorry about that Tsunayoshi had me escort him to a conference, where a mass of humongous walruses of Mafia bosses were crowding the lobby."

He grimaced at the memory. "I was smashed against the wall...it was disgusting, they were all sweaty and I felt like I was going to develop a phobia." he smirked.

Mukuro slid down his glasses that he usually used to read when he worked through his files, "Huh...I don't think all those men could possibly be stupid Kyouya." he said as he turned back to his laptop and began to type up a report, he chuckled to himself though. Seeing Kyouya complain and talk so angrily about other mafia bosses was entertaining.

"It's not funny, if they were smart where was their logic to bathe once in a damned while?" Hibari retorted and smirked again he kissed Mukuro's head and sat down reading his files, "More hits huh? I've never seen you work so hard in my life usually I'm busy and you annoy me instead of doing your reports."

"Well..it seems some of my underlings have been slacking off, making me work my ass off." he laughed, "So Tsunayoshi had you stay out there with the 'fat stupid sweaty' bosses? Did you not think to just simply wait outside?" he kept his attention on his documents while asking his other half about his day.

"Che, I couldn't actually, when you have a clumsy, naive boss like we do I can't leave him alone for a second." he sighed.

As much as he wanted to he really had a duty to keep an eye on the 10 Vongola boss he had looked after him for a while from a distance but with the rumors that the Milliefore family was up to something he had no choice but to guard him from a closer distance. Not only that he wanted to stay closer to his lover also.

"Oiya Kyouya, you should relax now. I mean you look like you're going to pass out." Mukuro took a moment to look up at the clearly exhausted and frustrated younger man. "Take a shower go to bed, or read a book."

"Ugh..I'll do just that." he said, he looked around the house was really quiet. "Emiliano and Yuutou are with Fuuta and Yamamoto tonight?"

"Mmm, they're having a slumber party at Takeshi's house tonight. The girls are supposed to be bringing some games and what not."

Their sons, Emiliano and Yuuto were remarkably identical to their parents, Emiliano being the older one, looked almost identical to Mukuro with blue hair that spiked up and slate blue eyes. While Yuuto being the younger son, looked like Hibari with messy black hair and dark silver blue eyes.

Their personalities seemed to reflect their parents as well, the older son being jumpy and happy. While the younger being quiet and sometimes a bully to the older boy.

"Yamamoto needs to get a girlfriend." Hibari sighed, he frowned, "Honestly the man is just as immature as that stupid cow guardian." he yawned as he got up and started to brew some coffee for his tired looking Mukuro.

"Kufufu, it seems that young Fuuta is more mature than him right?" he asked as he chuckled to himself in response. "Although Yamamoto is maturing when it comes to taking the mafia world business seriously." he commented.

"True but he still has the mentality of a five year old when he acts around Tsuna and us." Hibari set down a cup in front of Mukuro who looked up and nodded in thanks.

Hibari smiled softly and kissed the top of Mukuro's forehead before then heading to the bathroom, "...for those damned fat asses sake, I hope I don't smell like them for the next two days...when I have to go back with Tsunayoshi." he muttered to himself and threw his once neat and clean jacket into the laundry basket undoing his necktie and shirt buttons.

Mukuro chuckled to himself and took his glasses off rubbing his sore eyes, glancing at the ebony haired man he smiled faintly watching him.

Hibari stepped into the white tiled bathroom and removed his shirt, looking at his sore arms, then at his stomach, smiling he popped his head out, "I think I'm getting fat." He said as he looked at him.

"aah, You think you're getting fat?!" Mukuro sipped his coffee and then stared at his husband's flat stomach staring at it a little. "You've been eating less than usual." he commented.

Hibari pinched his stomach, he knew that was true but it was fun to joke around with Mukuro while the kids were away. "Huh..then I guess I need to work out more.."

"Would walking around help?" Mukuro smiled as he waved his now empty cup, "I could use another cup of coffee." he smirked.

Hibari rolled his eyes, "Yeah yeah lazy ass." he said as he took the cup out of Mukuro's hand and went to get a refill.

"You have something on your side Kyouya." Mukuro pinched it, it looked like a bruise. "What happened? It's not like you to get hurt without knowing."

Hibari looked down, "Eh?" he looked at the mark, it took a couple seconds to register what had happened. Then his face went deathly pale,
"...You have to be kidding me son of a bitch."

"What what is it?" Mukuro straightened up and looked at Hibari. "Something wrong?"

Hibari slumped against the counter and frowned, "I think I was groped by one of those fat guys."

Mukuro frowned not liking what was said, "How the hell would you not feel something that would leave a bruise Kyouya?"

"I told you Mukuro...I was smashed against the wall, I was already in pain, and another thing..I was focused on not breathing in the sweat that came out of them."

Mukuro bit his lip to try to stop himself from bursting out laughing, "Well..are you sure you were groped? It looks like you were just clumsy and hit your side on something."

Hibari looked at him, "See these?" he pointed to some distinct areas of the bruise, "Those are finger marks I should know I left some on Yamamoto when he wouldn't hold still and kept bouncing around during last times mission."

Mukuro looked at the bruise more carefully, indeed those were suspicious looking markings, like fat fingers. "Kyouya, you are a pretty faced man."

Hibari looked at him a little unhappily, "Your point is what?"

"I mean that, I don't know a single person who wouldn't want to grope you." Laughed Mukuro before taking off knowing that was the final straw.

"I'm going to bite you dead." Hibari twitched as he took his tonfa out and glared menacingly at the fleeing Mukuro. "Rokudo that wasn't even remotely funny!" He started after his cackling husband promising to do more than grope him.